Noogies

There are Noogies for the rest of the world, but the Rosenzweig’s have the feared Force 10 Cranial Noogie. It will usually start with the basic questions, “Hey, do you need a noogie?” The astute potential victim will reach for the nearest football helmet or start running before the second syllable in the word noogie is uttered.

Now the definition of a true Force 10 Cranial Noogie prescribes the Noogie knuckle to breach the skull. While there are no documented cases of a successful application of a Force 10 Cranial Noogie, the threat of such a Noogie is as effective as weapons of mass destruction were in the cold war.